Sunday, July 26, 2009

Supreme Ron Mexico vs. Baby Mamas, Baby Daddys, & the Judicial System

So I been sitting on this Method Man & Redman video all day. In this video, they speak on the Nas/Kelis child custody judgement where a judge demand Nas pay Kelis $55,000 dollars a month. Shouts out to Red & Meth for their thoughts cause now I am kinda angry about it too, and I'm about to go in.

This is bullshit. Simple and plain. This is utter, uber bullshit. Like they said, Russell Simmons, Diddy don't even pay that shit per month. But damn them, I do think its messed up that women do this stuff to men and can sleep at night. Now, I am not against child support and all that, but $55,000/month. That's damn ri-damn-dic-ulous. Straight up and down. Why? What is the purpose of that kinda judgement regardless of a person's status? Women that advocate this type of behavior needs to be tortured by their child in the grocery store by being rammed in the fuckin' ankle with a grocery cart. On the flip side, men do need to stop knockin' all these women up and runnin out on them. That's the gayest, faggot-est, wackest shit ever created. The world continues to get more and more fucked up by the generation cause men who help create these kids are not in the business of teaching the kids a good, respectable lifestyle.

Straight up and down, I have even created 3 kids that I know would have been beautiful kids cause I don't play that shit. My mama didn't play that shit, I wouldn't play that shit. I am not for abortion, but I am 0.1% percent glad those children are not here in the name of finances, who their mother would have been, and a situation would possibly have taken place. Not me running out, but child support. I would pissed on her and the property of the courtroom for a $55,000/month judgment. Straight up and down. You might as well throw a gun to a man's head and say good luck as you proceed to blow his ignorant brains out. Shouts out to the men in Hollywood, who hold it down for their children. Brad Pitt, Denzel Washington, Method Man, man.. the list goes on and on and on. Hell, even Diddy's children are doing pretty decent. All in all, women stop doing this crap to men and thinking its all right. It is not alright for him to dip out on you, but to make that man suffer and you live life smiling in his agony is filthy, fucked up, and despicable. People wonder why I love the old days and I am only ** years old, because back before I was born...pre- 1980s, women would have made their own way. My mother has 7 children. 7 damn children, and our fathers NEVER contributed to ANY OF US. You think my mother had any of those men on child support?? Hell No!!!!! Those dudes got off scott free and we lived the happiest life known to man. My mother went out there, got her nursing degree, and feed all 7 of us. None of her sons and one daughter are gay, on drugs, alcoholics... none of that crap. We all are successful. I tell females this all the time. Fuck a dude, if he don't give a damn about you and a precious new life, go out there and bust a move.

$55k/month. Kelis, if you keep that judgment and its never contested, you need yo ass whupped until that child is 18 years old. Straight up and down. I am a fan of your music and your personal style. The same chick I made those children with is a fan of yours and that's how I go on your music, but if you let this $55,000/month stand and you KNOW Nas ain't pulling that type of money in... you definitely can go to hell with that ex-girlfriend of mine, and I DON'T WISH HELL ON ANYONE!!! But that's pure bullshit. Simple and plain. Kelis, get back out here to the music... get some legit lyrics, producers, and make yo bread, baby!!! And for Nas, I am riding with you and you previously wanting to do $5000/month or whatever; handle your business like you are doing with your daughter Destiny, and keep bringing that music. Do not let this judgment stand.

Women stop trying to get dudes caught up, too. I have seen it done, and its foul man. Straight up and down. Ladies, you are foul. Matter of fact, if you don't love a dude or whatever... make that nigga strap up and check every minute while you riding the pole to see if that condom is on and no holes in it. Dudes, stop skeetin' in these damn females too. I know that shit feels good cause I'm guilty too, but dammit.. you getting fucked up if you dip out on her and she take yo ass to court.


In final, I know this is only a grain of salt to the entire Judicial System, but y'all need to stop that stuff too. Men of all colors are suffering cause of your jacked up rulings. I don't know what happens in your childhood or twisted minds to approve of such judgments, but that's pitiful. I hope the IRS find out you owe taxes cause of your distorted rulings. You do not deserve to have on a robe after doing this to a man. Straight up and down. When I do have children, I guaran-damn-tee you.. that chick ain't going anywhere cause this will not happen to me. No fuckin' way. Women are winning regardless... yet they wanna be deemed and termed "independent" but you diggin' out a dude's pocket that you had GOOD/BAD intimacy with. It is situations like these that I am glad some females diss me cause after learning them after the fact, they would be just like Kelis.. trying to fuck someone up financially, and its pitiful. Say what you want about me, but I am riding with the dudes on this one simply for the fact of $55,000 a month, but dudes again... stop fuckin these girls, blowin them up, and leaving cause you just as fucked up and twisted in the head. If y'all break up, then work it out respectfully as damn adults so that you don't have to suffer and end up working for free. Kids are a beautiful thang to be created, whether they are special or normal.

God loves us all, even if you stupid in your actions, and that's for ALL parties involved. Men. Women. Judges.

[here's the video that inspired this rant]

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Corner Prostitute and Capitol Politician

[dialogue]
Him: Hey darling, I write laws and need a good time.
Her: Really? I got what you need. What do you need?
Him: Just a little conversation and wine.
Her: I don't talk. I do.
Him: Darling, I like the sound of that. My wife will not find out.
Her: I don't care about your wife. Lets go.



So darling, I work too hard and I really don't like my president. My wife and kids don't understand me too much since I am hardly home. I try to help write these laws, but really I am there to take money and just live for myself. Thank you for jumping in my car. I could have met you here in D.C, Mississippi, or overseas in Argentina. Its okay, I will get away with it. I love you. Not my wife. Baby, we can be powerful, help ruin America, not care, and definitely not support this new "President." Who is this guy anyway? I can be qualified or not qualified, too. I can get money anytime I want to. You don't ever have to work the streets again. Let's go to this hotel and make it our permanent meeting spot. Another thing, if we get caught.. its okay, I will still get re-elected and keep our affairs going. I might even run for President, but you have to swear if you get pregnant, never tell anyone. You will be powerful and my wife (soon to be ex-wife) can whine and live life in misery with my 2,3,4, 5 children.. hell, I don't even care if she has Breast Cancer. Who's gonna stop me?? No one will stone us, even Rush agrees. If he doesn't, its okay.. I work for the Congress. I run this country.


DC is the same, it's a big sham, sir
you can go and find a prostitute on the corner of the capitol
Hit the mountains oops, South America with great glee
Our country tis of thee, where we forever free

Oh, its okay.. I am not alone.
Other politicians get some dome
It's the same song
They will never tap my phone, I got 2 homes.
I am rich and a politician ... a politican

..um Rothlisberger, we got you!

Friday, July 24, 2009

Los Angeles Times, part 2

Part 1 ended like THIS:


I been missing the little ones for 3 years, 6 months, 19 days, 9 hours, 22 minutes, which was 3 years, 1 month, 15 days, 6 hours, 13 minutes prior to the middle one, and 2 years, 6 months, 11 days, 5 hours, 19 minutes prior to the last one, then 10 months, 22 days later Michael Vick went to prison.

5 months, 21 days before I promised [her] that we would go to more Atlanta Falcons games that was June 19th, 2007, 6:49pm.

Around the same time, "You Know What It Is" by Tip got its hottest, that was 15 weeks before they arrested Tip for illegal weapons charges, 11 months, 13 days before I debuted at Tyler Perry Studios for "House of Payne" and 2 years after Dave Chappelle walked off his show.

I became conflicted with my feelings for [Tiffany] 33 months, 20 days after Rihanna's debut "Music of the Sun" which was 12 months 20 days after Rick James died, 1 month 19 days after Luther died, 26 months 22 days before Ike Turner died, 26 months 14 days before Pimp C died, and 47 months 5 days before Michael Jackson died.... which was 40 months 12 days before Rihanna vs. Chris Brown car ass whuppin.


I'm still keeping the faith, 5 years after Janet Jackson showed her titty at Super Bowl 38

12 hours, 56 minutes, 43 seconds before class for graduate school tomorrow morning.

Another 3 years, $57,000 before I buy a special lady that Tiffany's Engagement Ring.

1 minute before this Faith Evans' "Sunny Days" song ends... yeah!

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Powerlight VII

You Give Me Light. But Don't YOU Want Light... or live in the same misery? Don't you want light?? Let your heart sing a melody... a simple song called unity!!! Lady, don't you want light (light, light, light, light)???

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

I'm Qualified to Satisfy You

Yes, I am and I swear to God.. I cross my heart. I am qualified to satisfy you. I am not in the business of begging you, lady, but I can definitely do it anyway you want me to. The problem is.. you will not let me. You are still refusing to let me in or you are diverting me to another place to the side. I have not given you a reason to such a thing, but since this IS the case.. some of your phone calls I will not take. Yes indeed. I get your calls and text messages on the regular [not daily, but regular] basis. I know where to satisfy you, and I know how to do it. You continue to keep to yourself and stroke your own "get-rights" for yourself, and the one who you somewhat diggin'... is not quite it. So why not... let me present these qualifications to you, mama.

You know I dig you, but if it continues in this manner.. I must unfortunately separate myself for a while. I keep thinking to myself that the past is just the past and if you stir up in that dirt... you bound to get a little dirty, and you're too beautiful for such a thing. Your voice gives me a little hope. Right about now, you really need some lovin' if you would stop "staying out of the game." You know I am qualified, you know I am the right man.. you know I can. Crazy thing is.. you will read this and know I am speaking to you. You are all I am living for. I can make you feel the way you want to. Girl, just tell me what you need... I'm qualified to satisfy you.


...then again, I am just wasting my breath again.

Monday, July 20, 2009

Michael Vick will RETURN to the NFL!

Yes, it is true, and I do not care if you do not like it. It's not yet a fact as negotiations are underway, but he will be back in the National Football League, regardless if you like it or not. I honestly do not care if you work and write for Sports Illustrated or ESPN.. or anyone else for that matter. He will return. He must return to redeem himself. What upsets me most is that white people, black people, many people do not want him to be reinstated in the National Football League, because of dogfighting. Some say it is disrespectful, deplorable, senseless amongst other things. Listen here, Sarah Palin hunt moose. Matter of fact, there is an ALL WILDLIFE channel where people hunt, but you want to hate on Michael Vick for dogfighting. Now I will say this, I do not condone dogfighting, but I have seen it take place in childhood. I see no more wrong with dogfighting than I see fighting and whuppin' ass in hockey as a problem... or boxing as a sport, where people get permanent brain damage, broken noses, fractured ribs, and other serious HUMAN injuries.

America is just so twisted in their belief systems. Politicians cheat on their wives and its somewhat okay (depends on who and their political situation). Americans stone Michael Jackson for some of his actions, and will refuse to uphold this man for his contributions (shout out to Bill O'Reilly), BUT did anyone stone Elvis Presley for his overdosing on meds? Did anyone stone Richard Nixon? Did anyone stone Lennon... or even Kurt Kobain? NO! So why shun and ban this man for dogfighting? People have gotten away with things for much less. It is a shame in this society that the all-mighty dollar runs true justice. I will I was shocked Phil Spector did NOT get off on his convictions. To get back to the point at hand, Michael Vick in this "great land" of America, the land of "second chances" (shout out to former President Bush), deserves to redeem himself and his image. As it has been widely stated, he has suffered long enough.

Another thing, we did sweep the rape that took place in Patrick Kerney's home during a house party under the rug. No one shunned his NFL career, and Kerney is a damn good player as Michael Vick STILL IS. Arthur Blank shipped Kerney to Seattle alongside Jim Mora. Oh yeah, the rape happened around the same time Michael Vick was being indicted. Another thing, I do understand Michael Vick lied to Blank and Goodell to their faces, but one question: WHO HAS NOT LIED EVER?? Regardless of the person, who has NOT lied in their lives, and furthermore, who in a professional setting has never lied when their in the wrong? I do love the fact that Roger Goodell is making examples out of people, because everyone needs to take this privilege of entertaining the fans in playing football seriously. But let's not hold this dogfighting thing over Michael Vick's head. Hunting IS a sport. Cockfighting IS a sport. People think their dogs are actual people by talking to them thinking they will respond and kiss their dogs in the mouth. That's despicable. All in all, everyone deserves a second chance. Michael Vick will return, whether you like it or not, and you will love him again (shout out to Kobe Bryant). The Holy Bible states: "He who is without sin cast the first stone."

Okay, Americans... who will throw the first one? Can I get front row tickets to that? I will even pay for the ticket. Animals are animals and we are humans. Respect each other first before giving all your human power and respect to an animal.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

She's a Trophy

Just wanting to get next to you and I don't know how. It's hard for me to express what I feel. I don't know why its so hard. A lot of people might have tried to get at you and probably have failed or disrespected you to have you have your guards up. With me, you don't have to be so hard. You're so special to me. Just to watch walk about this Earth in the way in which you do it.... is certified. I cannot believe that I have laid eyes on you.

I am the type of guy who is not ashamed to tell you how much I love you. Lady, sometimes I just say to myself while I am with you, "Brother, you are sooo lucky. You have this beautiful ass woman, who loves you, needs you, pleases you. A woman that does everything on Earth that a man can dream of. A woman that make you feel real. A woman that keeps you strong. A woman that means so many things in so many ways. And you have it all" Barry White said this very thing once. Just to be in your presence and see how you dress and smell.... I just thank GOD for you. You make me feel like this. But you are sooo magical that I don't even know how to express all of this to you ... and not worry about you laughing at me. Yeah, you do that sometimes. Yeah, you're such a trophy that you don't eveeeen take me seriously when I tell you how much I dig you.

Most times I just really wanna relax you. I just wanna keep you totally at ease. Support me while I figure out life's brass knuckles and I support you while you stay professional and international. You are truly one of a kind and sho' nuff need you in my life. But I am too bashful... too afraid of rejection... that I don't even know how to express this to you, darling. It's only love doing its thang, baby!! You are worth celebrating, mama!! I am loving my feelings so much that I cannot even stop typing this here note to you. Woman is GOD's GREATEST gift to MAN. And as this man, I do take into consideration that to have you is to know you would do anything for me... as I will do for you. I will send you flowers just to let you know how much I appreciate you allowing me to be in your magical, prestigious presence. Heavenly is what you are to me...

I see ALLLLL of these things when I see you walking pass me, beside me; laughing beyond me, beside me. You are such a prestigious trophy.. how do I sincerely express how much I really wanna wine and dine you... without you laughing at me and not taking me seriously?! The next time, darling, I attempt... just take time out of your wonderful life and mind.. is consider it. I am worthy and qualified to please you, Sunshine. I just need the opportunity.. to tell you that I simply wanna spend divine time with you.. no funny business [at first]... just me and the prize... you..

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Star Light, Sunshine Bright, Secret Love Right, Star Sight

Each time I think of the goodness of your sultry sounding voice, I think about the potential we have. Baby, come with me to the mountains and see beyond the horizon. It is the good life and we can find ourselves in the Amazon. You are one of a kind and deserve to smile daily. Every single day, Every single night... your smile is something else. How can I get with you? How can I make this forevership, staycation come true with you?

Nah, I wouldn't come at you wrong. It is clear that you are classy. Only to be treated with the finest... love. We would practice our infatuation with walks within the skyline, which is where I see your face every night.. Star Light, Star Sight.. I see only you. I am too shy to come at you right, so I laugh and flirt... and you dont take it seriously... but seriously, miraculously I want you..


Sunshine, trust me. I only want to make you happy. No more pain. No more foolish vermins. I am the right one for you... come outta dating retirement, and see for yourself.. see me... take thee... to the Miami seas. What do I have to do???